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Chocolate Calories
A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy
two servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I
consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals
one pound of weight per week.
Therefore...
In the last 3 1/2 years, I have had a chocolate caloric
intake of about 180 pounds. I weigh only 165 pounds, so
without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about
three months ago!
I owe my life to chocolate.
2 comments:
Is that correct, 165 pounds?
In my dreams.
I thought it was obvious that this piece was plagerized.
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